we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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