I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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