im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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