the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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