i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I did not marry a roomba.
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