And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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