What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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