dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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I cannot FaceTime with your penis
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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