i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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