are you so shy because you have an std?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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