kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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