You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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