the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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