I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you will always have a special place in my vag
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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