When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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