I need to stop coming to work sober
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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