just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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