You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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