You're a womanizer and a bitch.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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