its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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