I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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