I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
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all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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