wrigley field is MILF paradise
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
a search helicopter?!
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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