I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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