me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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