im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
When are your genitals available?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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