Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
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Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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