dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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