im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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