ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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