if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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