I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize