youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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