she was so not down for the gang bang
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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