1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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