Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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