this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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