the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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