I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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