And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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