I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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