Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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