But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
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I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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