id be glad to
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
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fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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