My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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