You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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