wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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I think your dad took our porno
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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