whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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