If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I need moral support for this bender
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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