what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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